Saturday, September 22, 2007

Freezing Genital Warts Recovery Time

first in a series that has no name

By Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

   it's passion,    
lies in tasting the inside.



A pit from east to west
in thy womb,
may not be
of
all convincing.

A tear
from south to north
your chest
may not be
not pleasant.

But if we
the two, at once, perpendicular

can then be
we're satisfied.

Some people swear
and ensure that pleasure

lies in the court;
that there is nothing more beautiful than
meat
in tear.

But habemos others.
Doctor,
habemos others

think that cutting
is only the beginning.


Monday, September 17, 2007

Will I Get Cervical Mucas If I've Concieved?

For the Sushi Master, Astrid and Samuel, that I can also write a haiku.

entered the code a haiku with sobresitos

sauce and 'duck.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Pokemon Episode Dawn Tickled

pisses me off because you leave without telling me where you go or the first Sunday for Gilberto

Last Sunday may well have been a normal Sunday, but it was not. I would not say it was strange, it was rather different. Gilberto did not want to start going to church, he vowed never again set foot in that place. Carla, his wife, surprised by the decision of her husband said.

- God will not have done anything.

- Noej He - he answered.

Carla, confused or perhaps annoying, do not know, took his young son by one arm and left. Gilberto was left alone at home.

did none of the tasks that were pending on Sunday, or for that Sunday, or cut the grass, and bathed the dog, let alone fixed the faucet. He did nothing. Spent the whole morning in his underwear, lying in bed, alternating between the Food Chanel, the Cartoon Network, and a movie which repeated for the umpteenth time for local television. I was hot, had all the home fans turned on, all over it.

At about 10 o'clock in the morning she was hungry, or describe what as "a satanic hunger" , but declined to go cook something better waiting for his wife back. Hours passed, Carla did not come.

- Damn, that Mass ends at noon, there will be hell metio Aonda Carla. - Gilberto said sulky, walking to the kitchen, going to heat some Chef Boyardee, but he could not bear hunger.

ate and ate like a savage each of the balls, torn with his tusks, crushing it with his teeth, then, swallowing. Pasta, sucked one by one, leaving them without skin, without sauce, as if they are raw, in this case pulp alive. Over, his mouth smeared in orange that looked like a vampire just finished dinner. He walked slowly to the sink and washed his mouth.

went to his bed, lit TV, wrestling. Hours passed and did not notice, her hair very tip to remember it was supposed that his wife had come home. Fighting ended, looked at the clock,

- Aonda will have got it, look what time it is.

decided to call the phone, but it happened so many times it happens to us men, not knowing the number of cellular memory of his wife. Lamenting sought phone book, but neither he looked at his cell phone, but it was, he never called her there. A little stunned and sat in a bad mood in bed, fell asleep so much concern.

not know how many hours went by, when Gilbert woke up. His wife has not arrived, he was drenched in sweat. Stood on the bed, got into the shower and took a cold bath. Heard the electric gate that opened. Carla arrived, that thought. He ran to meet her in a towel.

-Carla, mi amol, "Aonda been?

-At home mom.

- Pol do not call me?

- No, I was upset.

- pol I was very worried you.

- (sigh) Gilberto, I owe you an apology for this morning.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Goat Shees Vs Cow Cheese

Batida de amor (video) Batida


Thanks to Samuel Medina and catalyst editaje the video.

Friday, September 7, 2007

Can I Masterbate In Public

CYANIDE


She loved him or at least I thought at his age do not have much experience in matters of love. He also loved her, but their way, or at least that was what it implied. Their relationship was a secret, it was assumed that the pastor's daughter have a boyfriend, much less that it was older. He was 25 and she 16, she appeared in more and much less. They met by chance on the Internet, she was at My Space, had it on Facebook and both were in the Messenger. How beautiful it is when two people are connected to many hundreds of thousands of millions of profiles.

She was so in love, until there were nights that he forgot to pray. The poor was so crazy, so crazy about him. And so began the lies to his parents, invented trip to Juanita's house, collective prayers Carmencita house, trips to the cinema with Laura and vigils against the new code of civil order to be able to see everything, to have him in her arms. So were about 5 months, wrapped in the delicious aroma of love. She

so excited, so happy, I wanted to tell everyone what love was, but this was impossible, in view of all the pastor's daughter was untouchable, was a porcelain doll locked in an intercourse of glass. She hated to think whether it.

But one night while praying began to feel different, I felt something moving inside her. Was she pregnant or was gas?

Months went by and her belly was growing bit by bit, nobody noticed, or shepherd, neither her mother nor her beloved boyfriend, only her and God. She was plump therefore not noticeable. But one day when he allegedly went to school, she met him. Full of courage told him about her pregnancy. He answered, go fuck pal.

Since then, his life turns gray, I was alone, only her and God. I could not say anything to her parents, would die of shame and pain. So I had to fight this battle alone.

nine months passed and nobody noticed, the pastor's daughter was the same as always fat princess in the eyes of all. But she knew what to do, God revealed, she listened. How can anyone knowing of her pregnancy? With God's help everything is possible. Now she had to follow the divine plan that God had drawn. She delivered

alone in her room, a Sunday mass. Was the computer on and off light. There was nobody in the house. That Sunday was alone, dis that studying for an examination of pre-algebra postmodernist. That Sunday I cried a lot, that Sunday swear much at the man I love. Bid, bid a lot, cried, cried, cried harder, she asked God forces and pushed back ... you can hear the cries of the baby, heard the birds singing, the wind was heard knocking on the window and even voice heard of God himself laughing out loud. And those laughs were becoming stronger, and the cry of a newborn is intensified, and the laughter continued, more and more, and tears .... Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, you hear a blender, absolute silence, the peacefulness of it. (Sigh)